Actual conversation between my husband and I as were trying to leave the house.
Frank: do you have your keys?
Me: No, I thought you were driving?
Frank: I am but you have to carry the keys because I can't fit them in my new skinny jeans.
They are NOT skinny jeans, they are just straight. But ill let him continue to believe he's a hipster. He drives me nuts.
Lmao! That sounds just like my fiancé
ReplyDeleteThose are NOT skinny jeans! :P But yeah, I end up with the wallet or keys in my purse because he doesn't want his pocket to look like it's got a tennis ball inside. ;)
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