Sunday, February 20, 2011

The time I got drunk and played the cowbell.

So remember that post I wrote yesterday about getting back on track with the diet and being healthy? Yeah, about that. I got drunk last night.

Super d-r-u-n-k.

I haven't been drunk like this in probably like four or five months. I don't enjoy drinking anymore and I've been proud of that.

We went out to see a friend's dad's band play last night. I didn't plan on drinking anything, besides water. But a friend bought me a beer and I thought, eh one beer won't hurt. And then my glass kept getting filled up and disappearing again. And someone bought me a fizzy fruity strawberry drink. Oh and some girl that I don't know kept buying me shots. She also kept telling me I was pretty. It was weird. Before I knew it, I was playing the cowbell with the band. For reals.

So now I feel like shit today, I had to go delete some drunken Facebook posts, apologized for drunk texts and I'll probably eat like crap today because I feel like crap. And this has definitely convinced me that I'm just not cut out for drinking anymore. But I did get some amazing pictures out of the night.


I have no idea what this instrument was, but I played the hell out of it. 



How about some cowbell?


MORE COWBELL you say?

Saturday, February 19, 2011

*If you're not currently dieting or trying to lose weight, this will probably be boring to you. Apologies in advance, this rant is mainly a way to kick my own butt into gear!


For the first month or so of dieting, i was all "OMG this is so easy, why doesn't everyone do it?" and then in month #2, karma stepped in to kick my ass. Yeah, it's not easy. The eating healthy part is pretty easy, the exercising part is easy, but the actual losing weight? It's hard.

You see, I've stalled. I feel like I'm still doing everything right, but I'm just not seeing the number on the scale go down as quickly as it was before. This makes sense I guess. But what you should know about me, is that I'm an incredibly impatient person. If things are working out without a hitch, I go full speed ahead. But the moment I can't achieve my goal right now, I start to slip.

So this explains why I got totally frustrated about the lack of weight loss, started eating way under my recommended calorie intake, and then binged all weekend because I felt so deprived. Not good. It involved eating a ton of pizza on Thursday night, snacking on a platter of fried food at bowling last night, an ice cream cone and other not-so-good things throughout Thurs and Friday.

Today, I'm feeling like crap. I'm SO bloated from all the excess salt, I'm sleepy and I can't poop. It's time to get back on track and break through this plateau in a healthy way. So instead of pouting about it and placating myself with calories (like I've been doing all weekend), I think I need to get ahold of myself and start over. So starting now (no, not tomorrow or Monday), I'm going to try to do a week of completely clean eating. Lots of fruits and veggies, low carb, high protein meals. No white flour or sugar (whew, the sugar thing is going to be hards, goodbye french vanilla Coffeemate). Four bottles of water per day (my bottle is 24 oz) and at least four days of cardio. Three days of weight training. And no depriving myself if I'm hungry. If I start to feel carb-starved and tired, I'll eat some brown rice or other healthy carb. I'm going to eat 6 small meals a day to try to get my metabolism back on track.

And here's the biggie. I'm not going to weigh myself again until Thursday morning. That will give my body some time to get rid of all that retained water, it will give my sore, sore muscles time to become un-inflamed (is that a word?) Because when I weigh myself after a day of hard weight-training, I'm always disappointed by the extra water weight. And I usually do my two hard weigh training days on Thursday and Sunday.

Sorry if this post was irrelevant to you. I just really needed to give myself a mental pep talk. For all of the internet to see ha.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Meltdown

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No, not the bad kind of meltdown, the spring kind! It's mid-February and I'm not naive enough to belief that this temporary burst of mild weather is going to last, but it's a nice reminder that spring is not too far off.

On Saturday, we decided to go to a local trail so that Frank could work on his half marathon training. That left me with the dog and my iPod and I couldn't have been happier. I crave the outdoors all winter long, and being able to walk for 45 minutes without needing a giant puffy coat and gloves sounded like heaven.

The trail is made of crushed limestone, so the melting ice mixed with mud and stone made certain spots feel like quicksand. It made for one muddy puppy belly and almost ruined my new boots. But it was worth it. Here are some pictures I took with my iPhone.





Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My Love-y Valentine's Day

Frank and I had our Valentine's Day date on Friday night. I wasn't planning on being around on Monday because I had to go home to my parents' house to take care of my dad following some surgery (I'll get to that part in a bit).

Since we're a) on a budget and b) on a diet, we decided to do something we had never done before, and skip the fancy dinner out. Instead, we cooked up a gourmet meal at home. It looked a little something like this:

















A pound and a half of crab legs for me and a new york strip steak for him. We split a baked potato (CARBS!) and I made a spinach salad with blueberries, sliced almonds and vidalia onion dressing. With the mass amount of animal on our plates, we barely had room for the vegetable riff raff. I had a glass of Sparkletini and he had a wine glass full of Vitamin Water. We even got to eat dinner with a kitty on the table. You can't get that kind of service in a restaurant.

Then we settled in on the couch and watched a movie. I let Frank pick and had to put up with a Sean William Scott comedy called "Balls Out". He basically plays Stiffler in every movie since American Pie. I passed the time by making a crafty little banner for above our fireplace.





Then on Saturday, we headed out to my parents' house and Frank and his brother repaired the ceiling in their garage. We had lunch, visited with my sister and her fiance, and then went home for a long nap. That night, my best friend and her boyfriend came over. We made tons of apps, drank some beer, and watched Paranormal Activity 2. Cupcakes happened.

Sunday was gorgeous. We got up early and trucked it to the gym, where Frank submitted me to a lower body workout. Then, after an eye appointment, we went to a trail near our house so that frank could do his half marathon training. The trail was a mix of mud and ice, the limestone and mud mixture was like quicksand. It made for one muddy beagle and nearly destroyed UGGS. But it was so peaceful. It was around 50 degrees and I was almost tricked into believing it was the beginning of spring. I know better than that though. The sun was shining, the creek was rushing and you could hear everything melting. I took a ton of iPhone pics but will be making a separate post of out those.

On Sunday night, I drove out to my parents' house. My dad had just had rotator cuff surgery and is off of work for a few months while he recuperates. My mom works during the day so she wanted someone home with him for the first few days after his surgery. My dad is handicapped: he had polio when he was a baby so he has had braces on his leg and has walked with crutches his whole life.  So not having use of his arm is a bigger deal than it would be for someone who was more able-bodied.

I brought the dog with me and he was a TERROR. He was totally out of his element and just paced the house whining. He begged for attention every second and shit in the house twice! He has NEVER had an accident at home. Then on Sunday night, he got up and barked at every tiny noise in the house, so I slept for about an hour. I was supposed to stay until Tuesday but when Monday night rolled around I couldn't handle him anymore. My mom is NOT a dog person and his antics were causing some major tension in the house. I was completely exhausted, totally frustrated and cranky and I just started crying. 
My mom ended up telling me to go home, spend Valentine's day with my husband and get a good night of sleep in my own bed. We had realized that my dad was doing much better than we thought he would be and he really didn't need me there. I packed up my car and my obnoxious dog and left, relieved to be going home.

It was sleeting and cold. I stopped at Hallmark for a card and then at the gas station for a protein bar, bag of beef jerky and a vitamin water for Frank (this was his budget V-day gift). When I finally got home, it felt so good to be back at my own place. 
On the dining room table was a bouquet of red tulips (he knows I dont' like red roses), a box of chocolate covered strawberry and a bottle of Frambois (my fave). He was also totally stoked about his man gifts. I changed into my pajamas and then we ate the strawberries, drank the beer and vented about our day. 



After learning he had never seen it before, we watched "When Harry Met Sally". I had forgotten what a good movie that was. Then we went to sleep. It was the perfect Valentine's Day. My day went from tear-filled frustration to a perfectly comfy love-fest in a matter of minutes. It was our 9th Valentine's Day together.

Thanks Frank, for my favorite Valentine's Day yet :)

Friday, February 11, 2011

Day 4: 30 Days in Pictures

Ok, it might take me 300 days to actually finish this "30 Days in Pictures" thing but I'll get it done eventually.

Day 4: Your night in pictures:

I think I'm only supposed to do one picture but this iPhone is addicting.

I did my nails in this shimmery gold color from F21. Frank hates it so I put it on to annoy him.

My dinner = lame. Well it looks lame but it totally hit the spot. I didn't feel like cooking and just wanted to eat something light and snacky because we went to the gym after. Two hard boiled eggs, celery with ranch yogurt dressing, colby jack cheese stick, and light cheese puff things. They taste and look exactly like those Gerber puffy things (I babysit way too much.)


I babysat the neighbor's puppy for an hour so she could play with Wilbur and get some energy out. 


Then we went to the gym and I lifted upper body for an hour and twenty minutes. Any day now. I'm going to be totally ripped. Or maybe I'll at least be able to open a pickle jar by myself.


And finally, I dyed my hair. The roots were getting out of control and I don't want to pay a million dollars every time to get them touched up. Plus, I feel way more like myself as a brunette (my natural color).



And then we watched Jersey Shore, the end.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

And now for a ridiculous and pointless post

I always see people do "outfit posts" on their blogs and I think "ooh what a fun idea!". And then I look down and remember that I'm wearing stretched out sweatpants covered in dog hair and a ripped Rolling Stones t-shirt that was one half of my Ke$ha Halloween costume.

But today! Today I wore clothes. Even if it was just for like two hours. So I took some awkward pictures.


Oh look, I have the posture of a 90 year old man. I was also going to wear cuter boots, but it's about 6 degrees here.



I even accessorized. 


Do you like the amazingly gorgeous iphone case I got (at Target!!)? And no i'm not sweating in this picture, the mirror is dirty.

So that concludes this horribly boring blog post. I'm tired.