Wednesday, June 16, 2010

People of Walmart.

I had to share this. How could I not.

You know news stories you hear about someone finding a potato that looks like the Virgin Mary? And then they sell it on ebay to some weirdo for $5000?  This is sort of like that but BETTER.

I was at the evil Wal-Mart yesterday getting groceries with my husband. We usually go to the fancy new grocery store they opened by our house, but we had a big list and no money so we had to suck it up and get our grub from Wally world this time.

As we were standing in line, I noticed that the cashier kept wiping sweat off his face with a paper towel. I dry heaved a little bit, but I wasn't about to give up my position in the line just to find another non-sweaty cashier. As we moved up closer in line, I noticed that his blue t-shirt had some kind of design on it. Oh how cute, it is the Walmart smiley face.

Upon further inspection, I realized that it was NOT a design in the t-shirt. It was a full-blown sweat stain in the shape of the Wal Mart smiley face. This poor guy has been working at Walmart for so long that it has overtaken his soul and his sweat glands. What's that? Of COURSE I got a picture.

Wait for it . . .

Yes, I plan on submitting this picture to .  I apologize in advance if this offends anyone, but it was too good not to post. Plus I cut the guy's head off so he remains completely anonymous. I'll let you know if People of Walmart accepts it, but how could they not?


  1. That's crazy!!! I love that you got a picture!! Poor guy!

  2. Omg lol this would be something my boyfriend would try to do and I would I would be telling him he's mean haha

  3. that is very bizarre, but hilarious. :)

  4. im impressed with the covert photography. ive been obsessively taking photos of monster mansions and i know how hard it can be!

  5. Sweaty Walmart employees are one of the signs its officially summer!

    BTW I have an award for you on my blog!

  6. oooooooooooooh my god. I literally did a double take! This is soooo gross but still pretty hilarious!!